Jimmy Kimmel Just Called Donald Trump ‘Mar-A-Lardo’ And Said He Can ‘Barely Read’

"Mar-a-Lardo did score a victory yesterday," he added. "A judge that he appointed granted his request to assign a special master to review the documents and put the investigation on hold. Who the special master will be, we do not know, maybe they can get Eric to do it? He’s special right?"

Kimmel then went into more detail about the classified documents that were found at the Mar-a-Lago resort, in particular how investigators reportedly found nuclear documents hidden in the storage closet "next to a bag of golf keys, a box of old pool noodles, and Melania, who was hiding in there."

"And of course Trump and his minions are still trying to pretend this isn’t a big deal, but it is a big deal," Kimmel added. "He took top secret documents from the White House, had them sitting in a room where workers regularly went in and out – they would’ve been more secure inside the claw machine at Dave & Buster’s. This is the presidential version of when a cop leaves his gun on the toilet at a Wendy’s."

"These nuclear secrets could’ve been stolen by foreign agents. They could’ve been posted on the internet, Eric could’ve eaten them, we don’t know."