1. His Review of 'The Apprentice'
"We will look at Biden and I am sure that nobody ever say 'The apprentice,' that was a big hit," he said. "That was a big, powerful hit."
For those that don't know, 'The Apprentice' is a movie that tells the story of how Donald Trump started his real estate business in the 1970s and 80s. A lot of people don't love the actors that play them in movies, but it's safe to say that Donald Trump doesn't feel that way!
2. His Parents' Marriage
"My father is looking down–my gather was great, my mother was great. They had a great marriage," he said. "He was married for a long time. Looking down now, they are up in heave, definitely in heaven." Perhaps they're tuning in to the rally!
3. His Take On Body Positivity
"I said you cannot call him a fat pig because you are not allowed to use the fat word. You can use almost any word but you cannot use the fat word," he said. "If you call someone fat, it is career ending." But on second thought, "We're all fat."
"At least they're coherent sentences..." one person wrote in response on Twitter.
4. His Thoughts On Hot Dogs
"Let us talk about hot dogs, I just had one, actually," he said. "I just had one, it was very good. I hope it was made here, I do not know."
Who doesn't love a good hot dog on the board walk?
"I work at a daycare," one social media user wrote in response. "I have similar conversations with kids actually."
5. Additional Thoughts On Hot Dogs
But that's not all he had to say on hot dogs. After giving it more thought, it apparently wasn't just very good. "I just had the best hot dog," he announced. "So I said, Frank, I'm sorry. Pavarotti was a good friend. He ate all the time. He didn't care. I just had a hot dog. It was very good."
"It's like a toddler got a random word generator..." one person said after hearing this one.
"Dude literally speaks like he's trying to get an essay word count to 1,000 and only has 100 words done," another person said on Twitter. "Big. Powerful. Hot dogs good. Big powerful hot dogs."
6. 'The Great' Hannibal Lecter
Does everyone remember Hannibal Lecter? The fictional serial killer-slash-cannibal? Apparently, Trump is a huge fan. "But Hannibal Lecter, congratulations, the late, great, Hannibal Lecter."
"Wait, did this actually happen?" one person wrote in a TikTok comment. "This is actually ridiculous."
7. His Idea Of A Fun Saturday Night
Perhaps this was when someone told him that he had already been talking for an hour? "It is a Saturday evening. We have got nothing but time. What the hell?"
Who wouldn't want to spend 2 hours standing outside listening to Donald Trump talk about... who even knows?
8. And Finally... The Greats Of New Jersey
Lastly, Trump decided to share some of his favorite things about New Jersey. "The boardwalk, the diner, the motion picture and gave the world American legends like Thomas Edison, Frank Sinatra, and so many more."
Social media users thought this one was pretty funny, writing alongside laugh emojis, "Edison and Sinatra the great duo!"