Last week, one of our editors told you about
the worst jeans for girls with a booty, so now I am here to rep us small butt chicks. Our bums are flatter than a stack of flapjacks. We can’t sit on people’s laps because they complain we’re bony. We don’t have cushioning. We spend hours scrolling through Jen Selter‘s Instagram, wondering how the heck she
made a career out of her derriere. We would never wear bottoms with words across the butt because why, oh why, would we want to draw attention to our barley-there a$$? A
belfie??? We could never do it justice.
But all of this doesn’t mean we can’t look hot in jeans. Denim season is coming up (
less than 30 days ya’ll!), so now’s the time to figure out which styles to buy. The biggest challenge for us small booty gals is finding a pair that we can actually fill out. This used to make us feel like we were starring in Mission: Impossible — Jeans Edition, but has become slightly less stressful now that the “no booty” body type is on the map (thanks, how to do a fishtail braid,
this one-in-a-million sale site and
how to meet a guy in a bar
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