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Normally dressing up as Miss America would be the least controversial halloween costume, but thanks to a few idiots out there this isn’t the case anymore. People actually said that this year’s winner wasn’t American because she had Indian heritage. WTF? Technically we all have heritage from somewhere, so I guess that means none of us are Americans and then this whole costume makes no sense in general. But who cares. Show-up all those naysayers and take your chance to make a political statement AND be a beauty queen. What could be better than that? All you need is a long yellow gown, a sash, and some whitening strips to get you that crown. The crown for best costume that is. Click though the slideshow to see everything you need for the Miss America costume.
For more costume ideas, check out our roundup of the best Halloween costumes for 2013
